Great Jambalaya recipe, takes a little over an hr. Shout out to Mara for basic recipe.
Chicken, Sausage and Shrimp Jambalaya
Serves a pool party
1 large onion
5 celery ribs
1 large red bell pepper
1.5 teaspoon of neutral oil
4 bone-in, skin-on chicken thighs
Andouille sausage (typical pack of 2, 12-14 oz)
1 ½ cups long-grain white rice
1 teaspoon+ kosher salt
1 tablespoon fresh thyme leaves
1 teaspoon’ish Cayenne
1 can (14 1/2 ounces) diced tomatoes mostly drained.
1 cup bottled clam juice (typical bottle)
1 ½ cups chicken broth
2 large bay leaves
1/2 to 3/4 lb medium peeled shrimp with tails off
Dice the onion, celery, red pepper…set aside. Slice the andouille like thick pepperoni slices..set aside. Clean shrimp including tails…set aside
Heat the oil in a large heavy-bottomed Dutch oven over medium-high heat until shimmering.
Add the chicken, skin-side down, and cook skin until golden brown.
Using tongs, turn the chicken and cook until golden brown on the second side. About 10 min total, dont go too far you want moist chicken at end
Transfer the chicken to a plate. This is where you get the fat in your pan that you will keep for later.
Reduce the heat and add the asausage; cook, stirring frequently, until slightly browned, 5-8 minutes. Using a slotted spoon, transfer the sausage to a plate lined with paper towels and set aside.
Empty the fat into a cup. Put 2 tablespoons back in
Heat to medium-low, add the vegetables, and cook, stirring occasionally and scraping the bottom of the pot with a wooden spoon, until the vegetables have softened, about 10 minutes.
Add the rice, salt, thyme, and cayenne; cook, stirring frequently, about 3-5 minutes uncovered. Cayenne is based on heat/flavor profile… Don’t overdo it, you can always add later.
Add tomatoes, clam juice, chicken broth, bay leaves, and browned sausage to the pot. Turn heat up, cover and cook for several minutes to get back to a light boil/heavy simmer
Remove and discard the skin from the chicken; place the chicken, meat side down nestled in. Reduce the heat to low, cover, and simmer for 12 minutes.
Remove chicken, stir, scrape the bottom and put chicken back in on the other side. Replace the cover and continue to simmer until the chicken is no longer pink when cut into with a paring knife, about 10 minutes more.
Set aside chicken.
Scatter the shrimp over the rice, cover, and continue to cook until the shrimp are barely opaque, about 3-4 minutes turing once. Don’t overcook the shrimp.
While the shrimp are cooking, using forks, de-bone the chicken into small, pieces.
Put back in with the now barely done shrimp. Stir and discard the bay leaves.
BAM
Ways to screw it up:
too much vegetable oil w chicken at outset
too much seasoning, don’t kill it, you can always add hot sauce at the table
cooking any part too long… mushy rice
cooking chicken too long…
overcooking the shrimp…needs to be juicy and wonderful remember it will keep cooking a touch once you mix into the hot jambalaya.
This is a variation on a recipe from Jay Harlow in his cookbook “west coast seafood” the single best cookbook on earth. His is a simplified version of an Aqua dish from back in the day. Sauce and mushrooms can be done in advance. Make sure to do the mashed potatoes in advance as well.
Ingredients (for 4)
1.5 lb of fresh halibut
.75 lb of mushrooms to saute
Small packet of dried porcini’s
Olive oil
4 tbsp salted butter
White pepper
Salt
3 tbsp Dry Sherry
Soy Sauce
1 cup Chicken (or beef) broth. I like beef.
First marinate the fish:
Cut into 4
Season with kosher salt and white pepper (mortar and pestle)
Drizzle w soy sauce and a tbsp of the sherry
Set aside at room temp for 30 min
Then make the sauce: (if you didn’t earlier)
In a coffee grinder, grind up half the mushrooms into small enough chunks to use as the crust (set aside)
Grind the other half up a touch, but leave as chunks
Heat the broth and add 2 tbsp of the sherry
Add the larger shroom chunks
Simmer for a while and cook way down (1/2 to 2/3)
Strain the chunks
Set aside
Now do the mushrooms
Get rid of stems
Slice up
Saute in butter to your liking (more than you normally would)
Set aside
Finally, the fish
Take the halibut, which is getting close to room temp and dry the heck out of it with a paper towel
Coat one side with the mushrooms
Olive oil a hot pan (can add a touch of butter)
Sear, crust side first
After a minute or a bit more flip it (dont burn)
Finish, either in oven or in pan…..however you normally perfect Halibut
Finally:
Reheat the mushrooms and the sauce.
Plate the fish along side mashed potatoes and an in-season vegetable.
Swirl the butter into the sauce slowly, once its perfect, add a touch of thickener
Spoon over fish
Spoon mushrooms over fish
BAM
Pairs with earthy Pinot in spectacular fashion.
Ways to ruin:
Marinate the fish for too long
Burn the mushroom crust
Skimp on butter
You MUST have mashed potatoes, the crust and sauce swirled into a bite of mashers is sublime
By not tipping your fishmonger and getting crappy fish
This is a coconut crusted sea bass with mango salsa for 4 people. Very easy but reliant on a great piece of fish. Shout out to Zach for the basic recipe.
Ingredients:
Fish:
1 lb of fresh sea bass
shredded coconut
1 egg
flour
butter
salt
pepper
Salsa:
1 mango (or two)
1 small white onion
cilantro 2 tbsp coarsely chopped or more to taste
1 red bell
1 serrano, finely diced with seeds and all. if it smells hot use half
1 lime
salt….just a touch to taste
Make Salsa first:
Dice up all the goods, toss into a bowl.
Add pinch of salt and juice from lime
Mix and let it sit for a while
Now the fish:
Cut the fish into 9 smallish cubes (2 each and a taster for done-ness)
Dry the fish well
Salt and pepper fish lightly
Dredge each in flour
Dip in beaten egg white
Roll in coconut
Heat large pan
Add 2 tbsp salted butter
Cook a few minutes per side, don’t overcook
done
You can screw up by:
not drying the fish
using lame fish
using too high of heat….burns the coconut
overcooking…use the 9th piece to pull out and taste
not using enough serrano (it offsets the intense sweetness of the mango)
Simplicity is key, but as with all things that matter, the devil is in the details. Shout out to Thomas for giving us the spritz angle and changing our lives. (Sausalito, Hello!)
Ingredients for two Martini’s:
Potato Vodka. Grain vodka’s are too sharp.
Dry Vermouth in a mister (no mister, no deal)
Olives, intact with pits. Must be top shelf and fresh. If you use pimento olives you may as well be drinking well water from Sudan (not that there’s anything wrong with Sudan)
Crushed Ice
Regular Ice
Frosted Martini Glasses….(another deal breaker if they aren’t frosted)
Toothpicks
Fill bottom half of martini shaker with regular ice cubes.
Add 5 ounces Chopin to your shaker.
Add 1/2 ounce olive brine, this is optional but is desirable for a vast majority of drinkers. If you do not use top shelf brine, don’t do this, EVER.
Remove frosted Martini glasses from ice box.
Spray the frozen glasses inside and out with light vermouth spray (it sticks to the frozen glass)
Place two olives on each toothpick and set in each glass
Shake the shaker 5-7 times, don’t over shake, you will water down the spirit.
Add crushed ice to the shaker….dont shake…huge upside, it gives you shards…
Pour into the two glasses over the olives
Congratulate yourself on what a pompous ass you are for making such a perfect martini.
Great shrimp appetizer dish we have come to know over the years. A garlic paprika shrimp that if you do it right is a perfect way to post up and elongate the meal. This is a very texture oriented dish so the “dont’s” at the end are critical.
Ingredients
3/4 lb shrimp, larger is better for plumpness.
Butter 2 tbsp (+)
Paprika
Garlic (5 cloves)
Fresh Parsley 2 tbsp chopped (not necessary btw)
Salted butter
Lemon
Olive oil (use top shelf, it’s a big deal)
Clean shrimp if un-shelled, dry very well (key for searing) and set aside @ room temp for at least 15 min
Sprinkle one side of the shrimp with salt and paprika (liberal on the paprika)
Press the garlic up and set aside
On med-high setting, cover a good large non stick pan with top shelf olive oil Make damned sure they aren’t crowded, it will steam the shrimp if they are and all is lost. Fry the seasoned side to get a nice paprika char crust, not very long, 3 mins maybe.
Once you have a nice restaurant level char, turn over and sprinkle with paprika. Fry for 1-2 minutes tops. Seasoning in the pan gives the butter some love.
After 1-2 minute’s (and now charry crust love on both ends) push all the shrimp into a pile into the corner and move that section of pan away from fire
Drop 2-3 tablespoons of butter into the edge of the pan still over fire, tilt so it pools towards you. Melt the butter, it will go quickly
Add the shrimp into the butter and cook softly. This will allow it to cook without burning. About 60 seconds tops
Once its fragrant and cooked, toss it into the rest of the shrimp to cover them all. Toss gently to disperse the garlic and butter and toss in the parsely
Serve in a boat like dish, after they have cooled 60 seconds hit dish w lemon
BAM
Here is how you screw up this very simple recipe, I know, I have made all these mistakes
Overcook the shrimp
Mess w them while they are searing
Crowd the shrimp
Season both sides outside of the pan (the extra salt and paprika that doesn’t make it on the shrimp does wonders for the final butter love)
Add the lemon to the pan
Cook shrimp w garlic in pan (you will have major garlic/shrimp charring conflicts)
This is a family recipe that has been adapted and scaled down from the original. It’s a barbacoa recipe, the perfect slow cooked meat for gatherings. For those feeling their oats, the original has the same format as below except you use a full cow buried in a pit and custom sealed barrels that can hold up to 200 lbs of beef each, cooked overnight using a cord of mesquite wood, 50 lbs of onions, 3 gallons of wine, 6 gallons of jalapeno and whiskey to keep the guys warm who tend to it overnight. My parents donated a cow each year to the big church fund raiser. My dad and his cohorts would go out cut a cord of wood then go find a suitable cow in the herd, bring it around, shoot it, butcher it, cut it up and cook it down. Here now is a version for feeding less people that just takes a trip to the grocery store and a full morning. This is a very simple process but it does take two days.
You need to cook this in one of those big electric cooking dealies you can get at walmart as pictured below
Ingredients:
· 24 lbs lean Chuck
· 4 medium cans of pickled whole jalapenos (28 oz each) drained. They must be whole or the jalapenos will dissolve and your acid and heat will be too high. And they must be drained
· 4 large white onions
· 3/4+ bottle of Merlot
· Salt to taste
2 cups water
Process:
1. Cut the chuck into tennis ball size, all same size
2. Cut onions into quarters
3. You will create layers in the roaster. (see photo below)
lay down a bed of tennis balls
lay down a portion of your onions
lay down a can of whole jalapenos across the bed
splash your merlot across the bed of love
add a cup of water
liberally salt the layer
Do this two or three times, your roaster will be full. Add another cup of water along the way
Roast at 350 until it simmers/boils..
Once it simmers/boils go for 30 minutes at the 350.
After that go another 3 hrs at 250 for the slow braise
If necessary, push exposed meat down every now and then to make sure none dries out
Go that 4 total hours ish or until it can be taken apart easily with fork.
Once cooked separate meat, shred meat by hand, discarding fat. Do the shredding while it’s hot with those wolverine shredder dealies. This shredding is the only real work and you must be diligent about it.
Separately strain the liquid (separated from flotsam) and set aside to cool overnight in a refrigerator
The next morning skim off the layer of fat, it will be quite a massive chunk of fat. Toss it. You will likely get close to 2 lbs of fat
Recombine the liquid and the meat in the roaster. Heat up low and slow for a while and you are done.
Serve with salsa, lardy tortillas, rice and refried beans.
I have made a lot of changes but shout out to original author, Joyce Goldstein.
Patience is key in this recipe, perfect for a weekend day when you want the house to smell great and you can sit around and “tend to vittles” for half the day. If you want for dinner, start cooking before lunch. This is fun cooking at its finest.
Ingredients:
4 lb brisket (a bit fatty)
salt and pepper
paprika
Oil
4 med yellow onions or 3 large ones
1.5 cup+ Dry Red Wine (CNP seems to work well)
1 cup tomato sauce
1/2 cup Beef broth
8-10 carrots, peeled and largely chopped (3″ long)
I LB Cremini mushrooms (keep whole)
Rub brisket with liberal amounts of salt and paprika, mostly paprika
Set aside 4 hours and get it vaguely room temp. If you don’t have your act together, do right before cooking.
In a LARGE round Le Creuset (or similar) Sear the brisket all around
After searing take out and place in a separate dish
Chop onions and saute in oil for 20 minutes in the uncovered Le Creuset, avoid browning.
Lay brisket atop the bed of onions, cover and set on very low heat for at least 90 min at least. Turn every 15 minutes. You will get a tremendous amount of juice.
Add wine and tomato sauce, covered low heat for 45 min. Ideally the liquid is covering the beef. If not, add the beef broth.
Add carrots, low heat for at least 45 min. Carrots MUST be huge chunks
Add mushrooms very low heat for at least 35 min.
At this point it should fall apart with a fork. If not keep it going.
Add salt and pepper to taste
Tips:
Do:
Use the beef broth, it comes in handy if you need the extra liquid
Let it go a lot farther at end to get fall apart beef (past 4 hrs)
Open a separate bottle of Red to drink. You will likely finish the bottle and can then start into the Cab you used to cook. (so make sure its good) after all you will be cooking for 5 hrs all-in
Don’t:
Cut up carrots too much, they will overcook and get mushy, seriously 3″
Add wine too late in the process (thus the broth) gets too winey
Salt until after its all done. Salt at end really comes alive
Use too-lean fancy-pants brisket, you wont get the juice… keep some fat on it (ask your butcher)